Important Health and Safety Notice

A recent study suggested that 80% of all workplace accidents are somehow scissors related, so this t-shirt should help out in that field.

_{there was no study, I lied}

Check out my other entries:
[Cold nips]
Terms and Conditions
A nonsensical sonnet
Flying mongooses are vermin
No weepy canoodling
I will eat your computer. _{(a comic sans pun)}
"It's a save button, duh." A prophecy, and the entry for which I have the most pride.
Don't stare, but is there someone behind me (a cheeky QR code)
Calculus abuse (when nerds go totally badass)
A Stitch in Time... (a sci-fi twist on the idiom)
It's gallifreyan for "Don't be nosy"

Plz don't forget to click "I'd wear this" if you like it.